Hilarious: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You to NYSC Camp

NYSC Funny memes: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You to NYSC Camp

NYSC Funny memes: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You to NYSC Camp

As a Nigerian, you should know there are many places your village people (witches and wizards) can follow you to. In this post, the writer has listed 10 hilarious ways that show your village people followed you to the NYSC orientation camp. Otondo, if you experienced any of this, worry no more- it is your village people at work.

1. When you're posted to the North and after embarking on a two-day journey, only to get to camp and realised you forgot your credentials at home.


2. When the khaki you're given is large enough to sew bed sheet and can't be amended.

NYSC Funny memes: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You to NYSC Camp

3. As a lady, if you've been a virgin right from your 100l and then you lost your virginity within three weeks in camp.

4. When you wash your khaki (the crested vest and jungle boot) and spread it on the wire, only to peep from the window and find out it's gone.

5. If your joystick always erects each time you spot a lady in camp.

6. When konji torments you and you go peeping at a lady in the bathroom. You village people get a hand for your matter.

7. If you lost your fiancée of five years to a soldier in camp.
NYSC Funny memes: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You to NYSC Camp

8. When you go to camp to claim "fine boy", only for you to contact gonorrhoea/HIV within three weeks in camp.

9. When you form "rich man pikin" in camp and don't want to queue for food, only for you to spend all your money and become stranded. Meanwhile, pride won't let you queue for food because everyone already knows you as an egoistic fellow.
NYSC Funny memes: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You to NYSC Camp

10. Your Village People get a hand for your matter if you collect your first alawee and the first thing that comes to your mind is this.




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